Sunday, July 26, 2009

Jokes

Was just surfing around to look for an understanding of a joke on Buddist, Vacumm Cleaning corners and attachment,
when I stumbled upon these:

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
A day without sunshine is like, night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory .
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.




Two men meet on the street. One asks the other: "Hi, how are you?"
The other replies: "I'm fine, thanks."
"And how's your son? Is he still unemployed?"
"Yes, he is. But he is meditating now."
"Meditating? What's that?"
"I don't know. But it's better than sitting around and doing nothing!"

and this is the best I have heard thus far:

A guy walks into a bar, approaches the bartender and said, "Hey Hey! Let me tell you a Blonde joke, its really really funny, you must hear it."
The bartender replied "Young man, you better be careful what you say, the two bouncers are blondes, I'm a blonde and there are plenty of blondes here as well."
The guy replies, "Oh, I'll speak Really... Slowly... then"

I know its all very lame, as though im too free :D
Been cycling lond distance for the past 3 days thats why
very tired, cant do any marking, still got SIM class tonight, got to conserve energy :)

SMile! and the whole world will smile together with YOu~

Hallelujah!

Be Bless
Love,
Amanda
She is one step closer to SOT 2010

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